Merry Christmas Secessionists

Homer Simpson for President

Homer Simpson appeared on the Late Show With David Letterman to present the "Top Ten Reasons Why I (Homer Simpson) Should Be the Next President":

10. I'm smarter than the last guy.
9. With an oval office, I can't bump into anything.
8. Fox News is already on my side.
7. I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job.
6. I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions.
5. I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts.
4. I will be the Secretary of Donuts.
3. My middle name isn't Hussein ... anymore.
2. My vice president will be Mayor McCheese.
1. Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in

Watch video here

The Western Australian secession referendum, 1933

Voting was compulsory and the result on the first question was 138,653 in favour and 70,706 against. Question two was rejected by a vote of 119,031 against to 88,275 in favour. There were 237,198 registered voters
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GLOBALIZATION

An English PRINCESS Diana
With an Egyptian Boyfriend
Crashes in French Tunnel
Driven in a German Car
With a Dutch Engine,
Driven by a dead drunk Belgian
On Scottish Whiskey
Followed closely by an Italian paparazzi,
ON Japanese motorbike
Treated by an Americano DOCTOR
USING Brazilian Medicines
You receive this information from an Indian American
Reading on your computer that uses Taiwanese Chips,
And a Korean Monitor
Assembled by Bangladeshi WORKERS
In a Chinese plant in Singapore
Transported by Indian truck drivers
Hijacked by Indonesians
Unloaded by Sicilian Longshoremen
And trucked to you by Mexican border crossers

Thanks Globalization
your time has come to stay