Parvinder and Habib are beggars in UK. They beg in different areas of London.
Habib begs just as long as Parvinder, but only collects £2 to £3 every day. Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
One day Habib said to Parvinder - "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you
bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day? How come?"
Parvinder says, Look at your sign, what does it say?" Habib's sign read - "I have no work. I have a wife and 6 kids to support." Parvinder said - "No wonder you only get £2- £3." Habib said - "So what does your sign say?" Parvinder showed his sign.... It read, "I only need another £100 to move back to Paakistaan."
This is NOT a serious attempt at provincial independence and self government so do not amass your armies at our borders and detain us as subversives.
Friday, September 25, 2009
How to Beg More in London?
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