Defending Canterbury against Imperialistic Invaders

The Canterbury Province was a province of New Zealand from 1853 until the abolition of provincial government in 1876.
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New Shoreham nearly secedes because of mopeds

New Shoreham Township in Rhode Island was a tourist area on an island. They were tired of dealing with the annoying punks on mopeds driving around, making noise, hurting themselves and looking generally stupid.

However, the state wouldn’t let them pass a noise ordinance to keep the idiots off the island. The township then considered secession from the state. Massachusetts and Connecticut both rolled out the red carpet to welcome the island to their state. Rhode Island conceded to the township’s demands.
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150 reasons to love Canterbury

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Last updated 07:33 07/01/2011

Some of the things we love about Christchurch, The trams, Hagley Park, Antigua Boatsheds and The Wizard.
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Southern New Jersey Wants to Secede from Northern New Jersey

Cultural and dialect differences led to 51 percent of South Jersey residents to voting to pass a nonbinding referendum asking for secession from North Jersey in 1980. The reasons are probably complex, but for the sake of humor we’ll assume all the guidos are located in the northern part of the state.

For the good of humanity, we should nuke all areas shaded brown

The vote was nonbinding and there was no word on how the two states would split custody of Bon Jovi, though “Livin’ on a Prayer” would be an awesome state song for the breakaway Southern Jersey.
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