Southern New Jersey Wants to Secede from Northern New Jersey

Cultural and dialect differences led to 51 percent of South Jersey residents to voting to pass a nonbinding referendum asking for secession from North Jersey in 1980. The reasons are probably complex, but for the sake of humor we’ll assume all the guidos are located in the northern part of the state.

For the good of humanity, we should nuke all areas shaded brown

The vote was nonbinding and there was no word on how the two states would split custody of Bon Jovi, though “Livin’ on a Prayer” would be an awesome state song for the breakaway Southern Jersey.
Read about South Jersey here