Monday, August 15, 2011

The London Dispatches — Vol. II. Texas has seceded!




It’s been astonishingly underreported in U.S. media, but
apparently Texas has seceded from the United States, and has been recognized as a sovereign nation by the UK government!  I saw the Texas embassy with my own eyes, plain as day, mere steps from my hotel.  This must be a fairly new development, because the building still has a sign that says “Bar & Grill” on it.  Or maybe the “Bar & Grill” sign was just a ruse to keep the U.S. government from knowing of Texas’s big plans, since no one would be crazy enough to put a pub in a building as spectacular as this one.
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