Saturday, August 9, 2014

Your Majesty, please grant us a new Magna Carta...

Noting the grievous loss of liberty suffered by hunts and hounds forbidden to chase foxes, we plead that they should be allowed to pursue pests of a different kind. These include: cold-callers; people who eat in the street and leave a trail of greasy litter behind them; dog owners who never scoop poop; mobile-phone users who insist on inflicting their half of any conversation on everyone in a 50-yard radius; motorway drivers whose car appears to have a magnetic attraction to one’s rear bumper; blind-drunk revellers in public places, and sundry other undesirables too numerous to mention. Set the dogs on them all!
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